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michelle obama award for physical fitness (sofa awards 2012)

December 27, 2012

The ninth annual sofa awards… keep coming back as more recipients are revealed throughout the rest of the year.

33We don’t see a lot of Grace Jones these days. And, I’m quite sure there is a whole generation of youngsters who might not even recognize her name. I’m not going to get into what a tragedy that is. If you’re reading this, you already know what I am saying. That being said, the 64-year-old diva schooled each and every one of us this summer at the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Concert when she came onstage and gave us 4 minutes and 21 seconds of “Slave To the Rhythm.” And all the while she was twisting and turning inside a hula hoop. Yes. A hula hoop.

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other 2012 sofa awards:

best place to purchase a school bus and hang it on your wall

best reason to have a cup of coffee

most creative way of throwing stuff together and turning it into usable art

best new voice [tv]

best reason to judge a book by its cover

best place to meet an up and coming somebody

most breath-taking film

best reason to pay for premium cable

best thing to hit reality tv since nene leakes

best new voice [film]

best reason to watch the lowest-rated show in history

most decadent reason to book a flight to nashville

most under-appreciated show

best reason to partake in sex and drugs. and sushi.

best tribute album

best guilty pleasure

best use of $3

best new voice [music]

best-named dessert house

best show for Kleenex to support with ad purchases

most unintended-yet-infectious lyrics

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Not yet following me on Twitter? Get on the sofa: @josephrileyland

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